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Ear piercing while you wait.


Illiterate? Write for free information.


Man,honest. Will take anything.


Experienced mom will care for your child in my home. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.


Used hearse: Excellent engine and transmission. Body in good condition.


Maytag washer $100. Owned by bachelor who seldom washed.


For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.


Antique card table for sale. No dealers.


Dog for sale: Eats anything. Fond of children


Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.


Man's three-speed bicycle. Also two ladies for sale, in good running order.