And Now Deep Thoughts...

If money does not grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

 

If you cut off a glowworm's tail would it be delighted?

 

How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?

 

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

 

Do Dutch people always split the bill?

 

Can you sleep forever without being in coma?

 

Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?

 

If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?

 

How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtable?

 

If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?

 

Why is the blackboard green?

 

Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?

 

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

 

What do you call male ballerinas?

 

How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

 

If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?

 

Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

 

Did they have antiques in the olden days?

 

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

 

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?